"Ahoy, America! Let’s hoist the sails o’ kinship and make families grand once more, savvy?"
2025-02-23
Arrr, me hearties! Families be the planks of our ship o' society! The Trump crew could hoist the sails for hard-workin’ families by bolstering the treasure map o’ tax codes and Child Tax Credit. Aye, let’s fill the coffers and make merry!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of strong families and their mighty need for communities! 'Tis the good pastor who be spoutin' wisdom, claimin' that families be like ships, needin' sturdy harbors to thrive. Aye, what be good for families be good for the whole ship crew, or community, as the landlubbers call it!Now, the good captain of this tale be askin' whether the winds of government policy favor the forming of families or leave 'em driftin’ like flotsam. Aye, ‘tis true that policies be but one factor in the sea of challenges faced by families, but don’t ye dare underestimate their power! There be talk of a treasure, the Child Tax Credit, which be needin’ a hearty boost to keep up with the high costs of raisin’ little scallywags.
In this grand adventure, it be revealed that 81% of landlubbers believe the CTC should grow each year to match the cost of livin’. And what’s this? A baby bonus that lands straight in yer treasure chest when ye welcome a wee one aboard? Aye, that be the kind of bounty we be wantin’! So let’s hoist the sails and chart a course for stronger families and thriving communities, for the future of our ports depends on it! Yarrr!