"Arrr! Trump’s crew be tossin' 2,000 U.S.A.I.D. mates overboard, leavin' others adrift on the high seas o’ leave!"
2025-02-23
Avast ye! Just two sunrises past, a wise sea dog in robes declared the Trump crew could sail forth with their scheme to scuttle the aid ship! Lo and behold, an email parley arrived, spillin' the beans like a drunken parrot! Arrr, the seas be gettin' stormy, matey!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round and lend yer ears to a curious tale from the murky waters of political seas! Just two days after a wise old judge with gavel in hand granted the Trump crew the green light to set sail on a mission to scuttle the aid agency—aye, a grand ol’ scheme to plunder it to the bone!—news be blowin’ in like a stormy squall upon the digital waves, via the dreaded email, no less!