"Arrr! Some scallywags be tellin' mateys to ignore that landlubber Musk's jolly ol' performance missive!"
2025-02-23
Arrr, mateys! The F.B.I. cap'n Kash Patel, along with the fair Tulsi Gabbard and her crew, be warnin’ the scallywags not to heed the call of Captain Musk to spin a yarn 'bout their grand deeds. A fine mess, indeed! Avast, let the swashbucklin’ continue!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale of bureaucratic buccaneers navigatin' the stormy seas of corporate command! It be the F.B.I. captain, one Kash Patel, along with the wise navigator of national intelligence, Tulsi Gabbard, who be hoisting the Jolly Roger against the notorious Mr. Musk!