Arrr! Trump be vexed with his sea dogs, so he chose Dan Caine to steer the ship of the Joint Chiefs!
2025-02-23
Arrr, matey! Lt. Gen. Dan Caine, a salty sea-dog of the Air Force, be climbin' the ranks faster than a cannonball! He be eyein' the captain's chair of the Joint Chiefs—blimey, he be retired, but still sharper than a cutlass! Avast, the winds be favorin' him!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear to the tale of one Lt. Gen. Dan Caine, a retired three-star swashbuckler of the skies, who be makin' waves in the grand fleet o’ military might! This scallywag, with his silver wings and a treasure trove of experience, has climbed the ranks faster than a seagull snatchin' a fish from the briny deep!