Arrr, a right-wing scallywag be claimin’ the title o' F.B.I. Deputy Director! What be next, a parrot in charge?
2025-02-23
Arrr, matey! Choosin’ Dan Bongino be like lettin’ a landlubber steer the ship! A right jolly twist from the ol’ days when seasoned sea dogs ran the show, keepin’ the cannonballs flyin’ straight! What be next, a parrot for the captain? Har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout the curious case of Dan Bongino bein' chosen for a mighty fine role in the Bureau, a choice more radical than a shipwreck on a calm sea!