The Booty Report

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Avast, matey! Don’t hoist yer doubloons for a MacBook Air; an M4 treasure be sailin' in soon!

2025-02-24

Avast, me hearties! Rumor be afloat that Apple be settin' sail to unleash a shiny new M4 MacBook Air come March! Aye, it be ticklin' me funny bone—who needs treasure when ye can have a fancy box that be doin' all the thinkin' for ye? Arrr!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer the winds be blowin' favorably fer a new treasure from the good ship Apple! Rumor has it that the fabled M4 MacBook Air be settin' sail upon the horizon soon, and ye best hold yer doubloons tight! Aye, the scallywags at Apple be clearin' their stock of the M3 MacBook Air in preparation for this grand reveal.

Word from the seas, courtesy of Mark Gurman, be that Apple Stores be hoardin' less of the M3s, hintin' at a mighty launch in the month of March. Why keep a bounty of old trinkets when a shinier gem be comin' aboard? So, savvy sailors, if ye thinkin' of buyin' a MacBook, ye might wanna wait lest ye find yerself with a model that be old as Davy Jones’ locker!

The M4, while not a revolutionary beast, promises some jolly improvements, like a few extra cores and a more efficient Neural Engine. But fear not, the design will still look as dandy as a ship in full sail! So, hold tight to yer treasure, fer the M4 MacBook Air be worth the wait! Set yer sights on the horizon, and prepare fer a bounteous catch! Arrr!

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