Arrr! Merz be swearin' off the American scallywag, claimin' NATO might soon be six feet under, matey!
2025-02-24
Arrr, me hearties! Friedrich Merz, quicker than a gull snatchin' a fish, be spoutin' off 'bout Trump before the election dust settled! He claims our grand alliance with the Yanks be sunk, sayin' they fancy the Russians instead! Best hoist the sails and fortify the ship, or we be adrift!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the swashbucklin' words of Friedrich Merz, a landlubber eyeing the captain's chair in Germany! Before the final results of the election were even announced, this scallywag be castin' a mighty shadow over the good ol’ U.S. of A. with a scornful verdict on Cap'n Trump, claimin' that the long-standing alliance be as dead as a dodo!With a hearty laugh and a wink, Merz declared that the Trump crew hath little regard for the fair shores of Europe. Instead, they be cozyin' up to that rascally bear, Russia! Aye, this here be a call to arms, me hearties! Merz warns that Europe must bolster its defenses, lest it be thrown to the briny deep without a lifeboat in sight. He even hinted at the notion of searchin' for a new compass to guide 'em – perhaps a replacement fer NATO, the old ship that hath served its purpose well but may now be takin' on water!
So, hoist the flags, me fine crew! The winds of change be blowin’, and Merz be ready to chart a new course for the Old World, lest they find themselves marooned in the turbulent seas of international politics!