Arrr! Broncos' matey Wilhoite caught brawlin' with the law! A fine pickle fer a coach, I say!
2025-02-24
Arrr, me hearties! It be said that Michael Wilhoite, the fearsome linebackers coach o’ the Denver Broncos, found himself in a pickle, arrested fer givin’ a jolly ole peace officer a whack! Aye, the jail logs be tellin’ tales of his mischief in the mile-high seas o’ Denver!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale o' woe from the high seas o' the NFL! Michael Wilhoite, the stout-hearted linebackers coach fer the Denver Broncos, found himself in a bit o' a pickle on Sunday. The scallywag be arrested fer second-degree assault on a peace officer, and he be locked up tighter than a treasure chest at the Downtown Detention Center in Denver!Wilhoite, a swashbuckler at 38 winters, be settin' sail fer court on the morrow, while the Broncos be whisperin' in the wind that they be gatherin' more details 'bout this ruckus. Once an undrafted free agent, he plundered through the NFL from 2012, playin' with the likes o' the San Francisco 49ers and the Seattle Seahawks 'fore settlin' into the coaching life in 2019.
But lo! His ship be takin' on water! The Broncos, who went from a shipwrecked crew to a formidable force in the league, now face this stormy weather with their coach in the brig! They may have made the playoffs but fell to the Buffalo Bills, like a ship sunk by cannonball fire! So keep yer eyes peeled, me mateys, fer the adventures that await on this turbulent sea of football!