Arrr, Captain Trump be vowin' to aid the landlubber workers, yet now be scallywaggin' 'em! A fine jester he be!
2025-02-24
Avast, me hearties! Cast aside that scallywag Trump who claimed to be a mate to the common folk! Nay, the great Captain Donald be chums with the likes o' Elon Musk and his rich crew, schemin' up Project 2025. Aye, it be a jolly ruse!
Avast ye landlubbers! In the year 2024, our matey, Donald Trump, fancied himself a champion of the common worker, but lo and behold, he swiftly cozied up to the billionaire elite, lettin' Elon Musk steer the ship o' state! Aye, it be a treacherous turn of tides as the wealthy scallywags be plundering the rights of the hard-working folk!From the get-go, Trump’s crew of billionaires, led by ol’ Musk, began their dastardly deeds against the lowly workers, who be cryin' for a fair wage. The federal minimum wage be stuck in the doldrums since 2009, and yet, this motley crew be pushin' against the very notion of a raise! Even the mighty NLRB, which protects the rights of laborers, found itself marooned after Trump fired a member, leavin' it weak as a ship without sails!
More mischief follows with Project 2025, where workers' rights be tossed overboard, and the hard-fought benefits be threatened. The whole affair be a grand heist, led by the likes of Musk, who cares naught for the toil of the working man, only for his own treasure! So hoist the flags o' indignation, for the common folk be betrayed by their own captain, and the seas of injustice be rising! Arrr!