Arrr, matey! Is yer Windows 11 as slow as a landlubber? Time fer Microsoft to fix that scallywag File Explorer!
2025-02-24
Arrr, me hearties! Aye, some scallywags be grumblin' that File Explorer be draggin' its anchor like a barnacle-covered ship, crashin' more than a tipsy sailor! Microsoft, ye best hoist yer sails and catch the wind, or ye'll be walkin' the plank! Har har!
Avast, ye scallywags! Word on the high seas be that Microsoft is finally settlin' the pesky problem of File Explorer bein' as slow as a three-legged sea turtle! Aye, this here app be the one that lets ye rummage through yer treasures – or files, as landlubbers call 'em.Now, when ye attempt to close this wretched contraption with the ‘X’ button, it drags its heels, takin' its sweet time to vanish like a ghost ship! Microsoft be workin’ on a fix, but alas, many woes still plague this treasure map of an interface. Users be shoutin’ from the rooftops, complainin’ that it takes longer to open a folder than it does to swab the deck!
Some poor souls be waitin’ up to 10 seconds for the whole mess to appear, lamentin’ that File Explorer be slower than a drunken pirate at a tavern brawl. Even the rum-fueled excitement of multi-tab explorin’ be dampened by the sluggishness! And let’s not forget the crashes – aye, it be crashin’ more often than a ship in a storm!
So here’s hopin’ Microsoft sorts out this barnacle-covered problem, for a ship’s treasure should never be so hard to find, savvy? Arrr, let’s raise a tankard to faster file explorin’!