Arrr! Nearly a hundred scallywags be catchin’ the measles in Texas, matey! Keep yer doubloons and yer health!
2025-02-24
Arrr, matey! The scurvy bug be sailin' through ports where the folk be refusin' their jabs! Alas, it be the wee lads and lasses who be takin' the brunt of this foul plague. Avast! We best be keepin’ 'em away from the grog!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin’ ye a tale o’ a scurvy virus that be sailin’ the seas o’ misfortune! Aye, it be spreadin’ like the wind in the sails, but only in the ports where the good folk be givin’ a cold shoulder to the mighty vaccination! Arrr, what a sorry sight it be, with young buccaneers bein’ the most affected by this treacherous pestilence!