Arrr! Figurin' if landlubbers be gettin' a $5,000 treasure o’ DOGE divvied up, savvy?
2025-02-24
Arrr, me hearties! Be it true that Trump and Musk be plannin’ to toss $5,000 doubloons to the swabs of America, all from the treasure chest o’ DOGE? Aye, the scuttlebutt flows thick as grog, claimin’ a bounty for every landlubber. Let’s hoist the sails and wait for the gold!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye news o' a most curious treasure map bein' drawn by none other than the swashbucklin' duo of Donald Trump and Elon Musk! Rumor be a-floatin' that these scallywags be thinkin' of sendin' a mighty bounty o' $5,000 to each American soul, all plundered from the coffers o' the Department o' Government Efficiency—aye, they be callin' it DOGE!Ye see, there be tales swirling through the taverns and on the high seas o' the internet, whisperin' of grand plans to either send shiny doubloons in the form o' checks or grant sweet tax credits to the good folk. “#ElonMusk be proposin' a $5,000 tax refund fer every landlubber, funded by the bounteous savings o' DOGE,” claims one merry matey on the gram, causin' quite the ruckus among the crew.
So hoist the sails and keep a weather eye, for if this be true, every sailor may soon find themselves with a pocket full o' gold! But beware, me mateys, for the sea o' politics be a treacherous one, where the promise of doubloons can sink faster than a ship in a storm! So, grab yer mugs and stay tuned for more shenanigans from these high-seas financiers!