Arrr, Kamala be throwin' shade at Trump an' Musk, like a scallywag with a grudge after losin' the loot!
2025-02-24
Arrr, matey! In a grand speech to the NAACP, the lass Kamala, once a contender for the captain's chair, took a jibe at the scallywag Trump and that landlubber Musk, all while keepin' it sly like a fox! A right merry jest for the crew, I say!
Arrr mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn of the fair Kamala Harris, former Vice Captain of the ship called America. She be takin’ the stage at the grand NAACP Image Awards, swingin’ her cutlass of words at the likes of Captain Trump and the scallywag Elon Musk, who be pilferin’ gold like there be no tomorrow.With the winds of defeat still fresh in her sails, she called fer a “sense of urgency,” warnin’ the crew to keep their eyes peeled and their wits about them. “Eternal vigilance be the price of liberty,” she proclaimed, as she reminded the audience of the rough seas they be navigatin’ through greed and hatred.
In her speech, she rallied her fellow sailors to “organize, mobilize, educate, and advocate,” as they hoist the flag of resistance high against the storm brewin’ on the horizon. “This tale will not be penned by the rich or the mighty,” she snarled, casting a sly glance at Trump and Musk, “but by us, the good-hearted folk!”
As the Democratic ship sails through troubled waters, Harris be lookin’ to forge new alliances, sign’n up with a powerful Hollywood crew to expand her reach. Aye, it seems the battle be far from over, and the seas be still churnin’! So, hoist the sails and keep yer compass steady, for the American adventure be just beginin’! Arrr!