Arrr! The landlubbers in Treasury be crankin' up the heat on Iran's oil, makin' 'em walk the plank!
2025-02-24
Arrr, the scallywags o' the U.S. State and Treasury be throwin' a fresh barrel o' "maximum pressure" sanctions on the sneaky trade o' Iran's shadowy oil, on the mornin' of the fine Monday! Aye, they be makin' sure them landlubbers feel the pinch!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spins ye a yarn of the high seas of politics and the shadowy dealings of oil trade! The U.S. State Department and the Treasury, like a pair o’ pirates with a thirst for gold, be layin’ down the law with what they call "maximum pressure" on Iran's sneaky oil trade. Aye, they be claimin’ the skirmishin’ between Tehran and Washington be hotter than a cannonball in a cannon!These scallywags, led by the fair Tammy Bruce, be targetin’ 16 nefarious vessels and folks linked to a shadowy network that hides like a ghost ship in the fog, loadin’ up barrels o' crude oil to sell in far-off lands. With a total of 22 rogues bein' sanctioned, the U.S. be lookin’ to disrupt the treasure flow that funds all manner of mischief!
But beware! Those who dare tread the waters of Iranian oil be riskin’ a storm of sanctions, as Secretary o’ Treasury Scott Bessent warns of the perils that await! Iran’s captain be claiming that this "maximum pressure" be a failed venture, but the U.S. be resolute, like a ship on a steady course. So hoist the sails and brace for the tumultuous tides, for this battle be far from over, mateys!