"Arrr! Cowboys be a-watchin' the quarterflinger in the draft, says the scallywag in charge!"
2025-02-24
Arrr, matey! Stephen Jones, the scallywag of the Dallas Cowboys, be spillin' the beans on their treasure hunt for the 2025 NFL Draft! Aye, he be givin' away the secrets afore the scouts set sail! Shiver me timbers, what a rascal!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round ye scallywags, for I bring tidings from the treacherous waters of the NFL, where the Dallas Cowboys be chartin’ a course towards a new young buccaneer to back up their captain, Dak Prescott! Aye, Prescott, that brave soul, hath faced injuries that left the crew shiverin’ in fear, callin’ forth the likes of Cooper Rush, Trey Lance, and Andy Dalton—none of whom be fit to don the captain’s hat! When Dak be fit and hearty, the crew sails smooth, rakin’ in victories like a pirate hoardin’ gold!Stephen Jones, the ship’s First Mate, be speakin' from the NFL Scouting Combine, declareth that huntin’ for a fresh-faced quarterback be a priority. “Arrr, we be lookin’ for a young lad to develop,” he said, scratchin’ his beard. “We gave away a fourth-round pick for Trey, but it seems all the young guns be snatch’d up quicker than a sailor’s rum!” With many promising lads like Shedeur Sanders and Cam Ward makin’ waves, the Cowboys be hopin’ to snag one to secure their future on the high seas. So, grab yer grog and stay tuned for the draft, fer the Cowboys be on the hunt for a new matey to lead ‘em into battle! Arrr!