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Arrr, me old man weathered the storm o' the Holocaust! Censorship be the wind in them scallywags' sails!

2025-02-24

Arrr, matey! Nadine Strossen, daughter o’ a brave soul from the dark days, be knowin’ why CBS wench Margaret Brennan be missin’ the mark ’bout the cruel genocide! Aye, censorship be the salty sea that let the Nazis raise their sails! Ha ha, what a scallywag!

Aye, mateys! Gather ‘round fer a yarn ‘bout me old father, who found himself in a right pickle back in 1944 in Berlin, arrested fer bein’ half-Jewish and opposed to the vile Hitler. He was tossed into the dark depths of Buchenwald, nearly meetin’ his maker at the hands of the cruel Nazis. But luck smiled on him, as the American lads liberated the place just in time, savin’ him from a gruesome fate.

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