Arrr! Trump crew says, "Ye can choose to answer Musk’s missives, but it ain't no cannonball obligation, matey!"
2025-02-24
Arrr, when Elon Musk be queryin’ the federal crew o’ what mischief they be up to last week, it seems he be hittin’ the cap’n’s limit on pushin’ ’em! Even the government be knowin’ when to say, “Nay, matey!” to a scallywag’s whims!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a scallywag named Elon Musk, who be sendin' a missive to the fine folk o' the federal crew, inquirin', "What mischief did ye partake in last week?" Aye, the audacity be fit for a captain of a mighty galleon!But lo and behold, the responses came a'flowin', like a tide of barnacles on a ship's hull! It seems there be some limits to how far this swashbucklin' tech baron can commandeer the government crew. The federal lads and lasses be not keen on bendin' their knees to the whims of a landlubber with a penchant for rockets and electric carriages!
Ye see, while Musk be dreamin' of Mars and electric seas, the government ship sails a different course. The federal folk, with their ink-stained fingers and treasury treasures, can’t be swayed by a mere email, no matter how many emojis he be usin'! They be steadfast, holdin’ their ground like a proud captain against the fiercest squall!
So, ye landlubbers, it appears that even the mighty Musk be meetin' his match in the bureaucratic waters! Aye, it be a fine day when the government be sayin’ “nay” to the siren song of the tech tycoon! Arrr!