The Booty Report

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"Arrr! Delta ship made a hasty dock 'cause of a sneaky smoke! FAA be scratchin' their heads, savvy?"

2025-02-24

Arrr, matey! Flight 876 be settin' sail back to Hartsfield-Jackson on the mornin’ tide, for the scallywags of the crew spied a foggy beast lurkin' in the flight deck! Avast, 'tis a fine day fer a detour, eh? Yarrr!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye the tale of Flight 876, a vessel of the skies that set sail from the grand Hartsfield-Jackson, a place as bustling as a pirate tavern on a Saturday night!

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