Arrr! Doge be hidin' in the treasure map o' the National Institutes o' Health's gold stash, savvy?
2025-02-24
Arrr! Thrice be the scallywags tied to Elon Musk’s DOGE crew who be holdin’ the keys to NIH’s treasure maps—wherein lie the gold and booty of budgets and procurements, as per the scrolls and clandestine parchments spied by the good folk o’ WIRED!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of treasure most peculiar, where the scallywags of Elon Musk’s DOGE task force be lurkin' in the shadowy corners of the National Institutes of Health! Aye, ye heard it right! Three landlubbers, savvy to the ways of budgets and procurements, be plunderin' the depths of NIH systems. According to the parchment scribbles and secret documents uncovered by the fine folks at WIRED, these rascals have access to riches beyond the average buccaneer's wildest dreams!