"Arrr! Border Patrol's captures plummet to the depths o' Davey Jones' locker, sayin' it be the lowest in ages, matey!"
2025-02-24
Arrr, matey! Since the captain Trump hoisted the Jolly Roger, the scallywags tryin’ to cross our borders be plummetin’ like a cannonball! Last Saturday, we caught but a handful of them! Aye, ‘tis the lowest haul in 15 years, by the stars! What be the seas comin’ to?
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tidings from the landlubber shores of the U.S. of A! Since the mighty Captain Trump took the helm o' that grand vessel known as the presidency, the number of scallywags attemptin' to board has been droppin' like an anchor in Davy Jones' locker! Just this past weekend, we be seein' the fewest souls caught tryin' to sneak across the borders in a fortnight o' moons—fifteen years, to be precise!