"Arrr matey! Putin be wearin' a crown of shame fer three long years, like a scallywag with a soggy hat!"
2025-02-24
Avast ye! Last week, Cap'n Trump be spoutin' all manner o' ugly tales 'bout Zelensky, but the rudest jab be true! He claimed the lad's got no cards to play and he’s tired of watchin’. Aye, a fine jest in a sea o’ fibs, that one be! Arrr!
Aye, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the scallywag Donald Trump and his foul-mouthed jests about noble Volodymyr Zelensky. Last week, the blunderin' Trump spat forth a heap of ugly words, but the ugliest of all be one that bore a hint of truth, which be rare indeed for a landlubber like him!