Arrr! Greenpeace be sailin' close to Davy Jones' locker o'er that Dakota Access scallywag—bankruptcy be nippin’ at their heels!
2025-02-24
Avast, me hearties! Greenpeace be squawkin' that a lawsuit from that scallywag Energy Transfer could send ‘em to Davy Jones’ locker! They reckon Greenpeace’s ruckus slowed their oil ship since Trump gave ‘em the ol' thumbs up. But Greenpeace claims they be innocent, threatenin' free speech like a pirate with no grog! Arrr!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather round and lend me yer ears! The scallywags at Greenpeace be in a fine pickle, as a lawsuit from the oil-hungry Energy Transfer crew be threatenin' to sink their ship o' protestin'! Aye, this Texas-based company claims that the mighty Greenpeace be delayin' the Dakota Access Pipeline’s flow o' black gold, which set sail under the watchful eye of Captain Trump back in the year of our Lord, 2017.The ruckus near the Standing Rock Sioux Reservation drew a hullabaloo of thousands, but Greenpeace be swearin' on the Jolly Roger that they be no captain of that protest ship! They be claimin' this lawsuit be a foul blow to free speech, like cuttin' a sailor’s tongue for singin' sea shanties! The green-clad mates declare that they merely be watchin' the ruckus from the crow's nest, not stirrin' the pot themselves.
Now, me hearties, we all know that in the world of buccaneering, words be as sharp as a cutlass, and this here lawsuit be a storm brewin' on the horizon! Will it wipe out Greenpeace’s mighty efforts or will they sail on, free as the wind? Only time will tell, but hoist the sails, for this tale be far from over!