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Arrr! Blake Lively be spittin’ fire 'bout a scurvy portrayal in Baldoni's legal fracas, callin' it a right insult!

2025-02-24

Arrr! Blake Lively be takin' a jibe at The Hollywood Reporter's cover, clashin' swords with her matey Justin Baldoni over a squabble of legal seas! She be usin' the law like a cutlass in her fight against his scallywag ways—har har! Avast, what a ruckus!

Avast ye hearties! It be a tempest brewin' in the realm of Hollywood, where fair lass Blake Lively be takin' a swing at the scallywags at The Hollywood Reporter! Arrr, she be callin' their portrayal of her in a cover tale about her legal tussle with Justin Baldoni a “sexist trope,” accusin' them of makin' her look like the villainous aggressor, whilst Baldoni hides behind a book like a lily-livered landlubber!

The lass be claimin' that her time on the set of “It Ends With Us” was filled with unwelcome advances and unprofessional antics from Baldoni, which she be takin' to court. With a slingshot in hand, she be ready to defend her honor against the slimy misrepresentations of the media. “The Hollywood Reporter should be ashamed!” cried her representative, brandishin' words like swords, takin' issue with their attempt to label such serious matters as mere “cultural misunderstandings.”

Meanwhile, Baldoni be shootin' back with claims that Lively be workin' to salvage her tarnished reputation by castin' him as the villain. Yarr, this be a saga of accusations, counterclaims, and legal wranglin' that could fill a pirate's tale! As the court date looms on the horizon in 2026, it seems this battle be far from over, and the tides could shift with the testimonies of other maidens in the cast. Hoist the sails, me hearties, this be a tale to watch!

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