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Arrr, DeSantis be crowin' 'bout his lass as next in line, stirrin' the pot with old Trump, savvy?

2025-02-25

Arrr, me hearties! Governor Ron DeSantis be sayin’ his lass, Casey, could plunder the governor's race in 2026, takin’ a jibe at Trump’s chosen matey! With DeSantis eyein’ the big chair in 2028, it be a hearty tussle brewin’ in the swamps of Florida! Avast!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' the high seas of politics! On the morn of a bright Monday, the mighty Florida captain, Governor Ron DeSantis, did proclaim that his fair lady, Casey DeSantis, be a fierce contender for the governor's throne come the year of our Lord 2026. Arrr, this be a bold jest, indeed!

But lo! Our merry captain didn't stop there! He took a jolly swipe at the preferred matey of President Trump, as if he be throwin' a cannonball in a ship's brawl! Yarr, the waters be churnin' fierce, for with DeSantis term-limited, the winds of change be blowin' towards a potential 2028 presidential voyage. Aye, the race for the governor’s helm be shaping up to be a duel o’ wits between the president and one of the mightiest GOP captains of the realm!

So, me mateys, as we hoist the sails and chart the course ahead, keep yer spyglasses ready! For in this grand adventure of power and plunder, it seems the lady may just be the fiercest pirate of all!

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