Arrr! The court be lettin' the White House keep the Associated Press in chains, for the time bein', matey!
2025-02-25
Arrr mateys! A landlubber judge, Trevor McFadden, tossed aside the Associated Press’ whinings for the President to let ‘em back on the deck. But fear not! He be speedin’ up their lawsuit like a ship in full sail, with a hearing on the horizon come March 20! Avast!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a federal judge, one Trevor McFadden, who be playin' the role of a stern captain in a squabble 'twixt the Associated Press and the mighty ship of Trump! The AP be beggin' fer the freedom to set sail with their scribes to cover the grand happenings at the White House and aboard the noble Air Force One. But lo, the judge be sayin', "Nay, ye scallywags!"He cast aside their plea for a swift restrainin' order, as if it were a rotten fruit thrown overboard, but don’t be thinkin' the matter's dead in the water! McFadden, ever the shrewd sea dog, has ordered the case to be weighed with haste, settin' a date fer a grand court hearing on the 20th day of March. The AP be lookin' to overturn the ban, much like a pirate seekin' to reclaim his lost treasure!
So raise yer tankards and prepare fer a legal tempest, as the AP faces off against the fierce winds o’ the White House! It be a battle of words and wits, and only the brave shall sail through these choppy waters! Arrr!