Arrr, the time be nigh for Musk's decree, yet what fate awaits the landlubbers be as clear as murky seas!
2025-02-25
Arrr, mateys! Billionaire Elon Musk be givin’ federal swabs a second shot at answerin’ their work duties after the moonlight deadline sailed past! Aye, it seems even landlubbers get a reprieve! Hoist the sails o’ accountability, ye scallywags!
Ahoy, mateys! The hourglass hath run out for them federal landlubbers to answer the mighty Elon Musk’s call to prove their worth, with no clear fate for those who chose to keep mum. Just before the sands slipped away, Musk declared another chance, alluding to the grim fate of termination for slackers.In a curious twist, some government agencies, loyal to the former captain Trump, commanded their crew not to respond to the Office of Personnel Management’s (OPM) missive. Musk, with a twinkle in his eye, hinted that silence might be seen as a resignation, though OPM’s note merely asked for a few bullet points on last week’s plunder – no threats of being thrown overboard!
The FBI and Department of Defense, steered by Trump’s trusted mates, advised their crew to hold their tongues, deeming their work a secret treasure. Trump himself claimed there was no storm brewing between Musk and his shipmates, calling Musk’s query a clever ploy to weed out the lazy scallywags.
Musk, growing restless as the deadline loomed, vented his frustrations over the lack of replies, likening it to a tragic farce. As he sails the seas for efficiency, he aims to rid the federal waters of waste and folly, all while reclaiming the crew’s return to shipshape work after a lengthy voyage of slothfulness during the plague. Yarrr, what a hullabaloo!