Arrr, the Texas captain be settin' sail to shoo away the landlubber horde near the bustling port!
2025-02-25
Arrr, mateys! Governor Greg Abbott be shoutin' from the crow's nest that the landlubbers in Texas, hand in hand with the Homeland Sea Dogs, be settin’ sail on a grand operation to wrangle them scallywags in Colony Ridge! Avast, the law be comin’ for ye!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the shores of Texas, where Gov'nor Greg Abbott be stirrin' the pot! He be declaimin' that a mighty operation be underway in Colony Ridge, a land where illegal scallywags be settlin' in droves, adrift from the law like a ship lost at sea!With the Department of Homeland Security at his side, Abbott announced that the Texas Department of Public Safety be hot on the trail of ruffians and wayward immigrants, hopin' to bring order to this unruly colony. This be a place where Spanish words flow like rum, and the law be as scarce as a mermaid’s sightin'!
As Abbott rallied his crew, he made it clear that they be workin' on this endeavor for months, chattin' with Trump’s border czar, that scallywag Tom Homan. But lo, there be a bit o’ concern! A local lad, Roberto Alfaro, be spottin’ “undercover” agents makin' arrests, and he felt like a deer in the headlights, frettin' over his kin bein' sent back to distant shores!
So, eye patches off to the brave lawmen! May they plunder the depths of crime and bring forth the peace to this troubled cove, as the winds of change blow o’er the Texas plains! Arrr!