"Arrr, matey! Trump’s treasure plunderin' be makin' America a right costly port once more!"
2025-02-25
Arrr, matey! In the latest countin’ o’ the scallywags, near two-thirds be sayin’ that Trump be slackin’ on the treasure o’ costs! The crew be wantin’ solutions, but they reckon the captain be lost at sea, not chartin’ a course to fixin’ it! Har har har!
Arrr, mateys! One month into the captaincy of President Trump, and America be feelin’ the pinch like never before! Last year, he swore to make prices sink like a ship, claimin’ he’d make America affordable again, but here we be, payin’ more doubloons for our grub than ever! Eggs be breakin’ records faster than a cannonball can fly!With inflation rise like a restless sea, the good folk of America be wonderin’ what in Davy Jones' locker happened! Trump be tryin’ to shift the blame onto the previous crew, but the scallywags ain't buyin’ it. Most landlubbers think he be doin’ too little while prices be climbin’ higher than the crow’s nest!
The captain’s tariffs be like a storm brewin’ on the horizon, ready to set prices ablaze! 10%, 25%—he’s throwin’ taxes like cannon fire, and the common folk be catchin’ the shrapnel! It’s a right mess, I tell ye!
Meanwhile, his crew's efforts to save some coins be makin’ matters worse. As he fiddles with policy, the costs of essentials keep risin’ like the tides. If he don’t change course soon, we’ll be walkin’ the plank to even higher prices! So hoist the sails, me hearties, and prepare for rough waters ahead!