"Arrr, matey! A whale-sized treasure trove o' coins be hidin' in the Biden ship's hold!"
2025-02-25
Arrr matey! In the year o' our Lord 2022, Captain Biden be summonin' ol' sea dog Podesta, a crafty Democrat, to chart a course fer $375 billion in doubloons fer them fancy climate schemes! Aye, mayhaps they be tryin' to save the world whilst plunderin' it too!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the shenanigans of the Biden crew, who be tossin’ a chest o’ doubloons—$2 billion, to be exact—toward a start-up tied to the notorious Stacey Abrams, a lass who's had her fair share of political battles! To think the Biden administration be givin’ away treasure like a drunken sailor at a tavern be no surprise, mateys!In the year of our Lord, 2022, Captain Biden called upon John Podesta, a wily Democrat, to steer $375 billion into climate schemes, all wrapped in the fancy title of the “Inflation Reduction Act.” But alas, it seems this treasure chest was more about shoring up votes for the Democrats than saving the seas from pollution. The funds flowed not to save the whales, but to fill the sails of political ambitions!
With Podesta at the helm, the White House turned into a ship of political maneuverin’, handin’ out gold to favored ports—places where Democrats needed to win elections. And what about that scallywag Abrams? Her group, nestled in the warm embrace of this treasure trove, was a crafty way to spend the riches before the tides changed. This be a tale of mischief, manipulation, and a quest for power, me hearties! So, raise a tankard to the antics of those who be pilfering the public purse! Arrr!