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Arrr, matey! New Jersey landlubbers with the autism treasure can mark it on their sea charts, I mean IDs!

2025-02-25

Arrr, matey! New Jersey be settin' sail with a grand plan fer those with a touch o' autism! They'll be markin' their licenses with a “5” so the lawmen know how to help. Plus, a pink card'll be handed out, lettin' folks know what be afoot! Avast, what a jolly good idea!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a jolly tale from the land of New Jersey, where the good folks be launchin' a grand scheme fer those who sail the seas of autism and communication troubles. Aye, they be allowin' these fine buccaneers to mark their driver’s license or state-issued ID with a special sign, so the lawmen can lend a hand instead of raisin' the anchor in confusion!

This here designation be sportin' a mighty fine “5” in the restrictions section — a clever markin' fer all to see. Imagine a scallywag tryin' to explain their treasure map, and the officer be knowin' right off that they may be speakin' in riddles or makin' strange squawkin' sounds! It be a stroke of genius, I say!

But wait, there be more! A pink card, as bright as a mermaid's tail, shall be issued to those brave souls who join this merry band. This card be explainin' their condition, so the good-hearted landlubbers know how best to assist in any stormy seas they might encounter.

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