Argh, afore they closed the hatches, USAID be shippin' doubloons to fancy lads, scallywags, and merry drag queens!
2025-02-25
Arrr, matey! Before the Trump crew locked up USAID's treasure chest, they be tossin’ gold to Soros’ scallywags, buccaneers, and dancin' lasses! The new captain be raisin’ a ruckus ‘bout their sneaky ways and lackin’ heed to orders from the grand ship of State, savvy?
Avast, me hearties! 'Fore the Trump ship sailed into the harbor, the good ol’ USAID be handin’ out doubloons like a jolly captain at a tavern, fundin’ all manner o’ scallywags—from the notorious George Soros’ crew to a band o’ lively drag queens givin’ a right good show! Aye, it was a veritable treasure chest o’ causes, but not all hands be pleased with the way the booty was divided.As the winds o’ change blew fierce, the new captain of the ship—Trump, that be—took a gander at the map and raised a ruckus. He be sayin’ the agency was runnin’ amok, throwin’ gold at organizations without a proper ledger in sight! The scallywags at USAID were accused of bein’ as transparent as the murky waters of Davy Jones’ locker. “Ye be not followin’ the orders from the State Department!” cried the crew, as they eyed the agency with suspicion, hopin' to steer it back on course.
In the end, the buccaneers at USAID found themselves caught between the stormy seas of accountability and the ever-changin’ tides of policy, while the world watched on with a hearty chuckle. Arrr!