Arrr, the salty sea dogs be vexed with Musk after a secret parley, feelin' tossed to the hungry wolves!
2025-02-25
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags in the House be grumblin’ ‘bout Elon Musk and his dealings with the Crown, yet they all be raisin’ a tankard to the DOGE treasure! A merry band of backbiters, they be! Avast, where be ye rum?
Arrr matey! Gather 'round fer a tale o' the high seas of politics, where a crew o' House Republicans be spittin' their venom 'gainst none other than Captain Elon Musk, the captain of the ship DOGE. They be mighty vexed, as a closed-door parley revealed their frustrations be boilin' hotter than a pot o’ grog! Rep. Austin Scott, the first mate from Georgia, be raisin’ a ruckus, claimin’ the crew ain’t sailin’ in sync with the White House or Musk’s Department o’ Government Efficiency. “We be fed to the wolves while Elon’s busy tweetin'!” one scallywag lamented, likin’ the situation to a mutiny aboard the ship.As the squawking parrot said, words matter! Scott warned the crew that DOGE needs to measure twice and cut the sails once, lest they be lost at sea. His mates took offense at Musk callin’ federal benefit seekers the “parasite class.” “Give us a heads up, or we be walkin' the plank!” they cried.Despite the grumblin’, many still hoist the flag of support for Musk’s endeavors to trim the sails o' government waste. But beware, matey! The seas of politics be treacherous, and it looks like this crew's got a storm brewin’ on the horizon!