Arrr, matey! NASA be swappin' Davy Jones' locker for sun-soaked Florida! DeSantis be leadin' the charge, savvy?
2025-02-25
Arrr, matey! Gov. DeSantis and his crew o' Florida scallywags be wishin' to hoist NASA's flag from D.C. to the sunny shores of their fair land! Aye, reckon they be thinkin' space pirates would feel right at home among the palm trees and parrot squawks!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of Florida's fearless Governor, Ron DeSantis, who be fixin’ to hoist the sails and relocate the grand ol’ NASA headquarters from the chilly winds of Washington, D.C., to the sunny shores of the Sunshine State!Last month, our swashbucklin’ governor declared that such a move could save a chest o’ gold coins—about a billion, he be sayin’! And what’s more, Senator Ashley Moody, a fine lass from Florida, be rallyin' the crew to join this merry quest, claimin’ it’ll aid in alignin’ with private space companies and boostin' the crafty workforce of the aerospace seas!
DeSantis be shoutin’ from the crow's nest, sayin’ it be a no-brainer. Why spend doubloons on a fancy new shipyard in D.C. where hardly a soul be showin' up when Florida be callin’, with its sunny skies and rocket-ready shores?
With the current NASA digs’ lease comin’ to a close in 2028, the winds be favorin’ a change. So, as our intrepid Florida lawmakers weigh anchor and prepare to sail into the future of space exploration, we can only raise our tankards and cheer, "To Florida, the true haven for space!”