The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, she stormed the town meetin’, yellin’ like a banshee, then got booted by the scallywags in black!

2025-02-25

Arrr, the fair town o' Coeur d’Alene be tossin' the license o' a security crew, after their sneaky knaves did forcibly haul off a lass! The local lawmen be scratchin' their heads and investigatin' the ruckus. Aye, 'tis a fine mess, indeed!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather yer ears close, fer I be spinnin’ a tale from the fair shores of Coeur d’Alene, where the winds of trouble be blowin’ fierce! A security firm, thinkin' they be the captains of the land, found themselves in a right pickle. They took it upon themselves to manhandle a lass, castin’ her out like a sea rat from a ship!

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