Arrr! Trump’s set his sights on them scallywags helpin' Jack Smith—like a parrot on a treasure map!
2025-02-25
Arrr, matey! On Thursday, Captain Trump be puttin' ink to parchment, settin' sail fer a grand ol' feud with them scallywags he deems foes! Aye, 'tis a jolly ol' escalation in his quest to swab the decks with their names! Avast, let the treasure hunt begin!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather ye round, for I’ve got a tale of treachery and plunder straight from the captain’s quarters! Just this past Thursday, the grand Captain Trump, with a quill in hand and a glint in his eye, did declare a most daring move upon the seas of politics!In a grand flourish befitting a true buccaneer, he signed a parchment that be a mighty escalation of his quest to hunt down those he deems foes, be they landlubbers or scallywags! Aye, he be takin' the fight to them like a cannonball to a galleon’s hull!
With the winds of ambition at his back, ol' Trump be settin' sail for uncharted waters, promising to chase those who dare cross him like a hungry shark after a wayward sailor. The crew thinks he might’ve been inspired by tales of Davy Jones and his locker of adversaries!
So, hoist the Jolly Roger and prepare yer cutlasses, for the seas be stirrin’ with the promise of adventure and mischief! What grand treasures shall be claimed, and what rival ships shall be sent to the depths? Only time will tell, but one thing be certain—this pirate be ready for a rip-roaring escapade! Yarrr!