"Arrr, DeSantis be sayin' that Donny ain't no part of our treasure wins in Florida!"
2025-02-25
Arrr, mateys! Governor DeSantis be throwin' shade at ol' Congressman Donalds, who be eyein' the captain's chair! He be sayin', "Trump just set sail, so let these scallywags hoist his flag and stop loungin' about!" Seems the endorsement be hangin' like a ship’s anchor in a storm!
Avast, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn of political squabbles on the high seas of Florida! Our fair Governor Ron DeSantis, a swashbuckler of the Republican rank, be takin’ a jolly jab at one Byron Donalds, a congressman who be thinkin’ of hoisting the sails for a guber’natorial journey!With a grin as wide as a treasure chest, DeSantis declared, “Arrr, me matey, that scallywag Donald Trump be just settin’ anchor! I be wantin’ these landlubber congressmen to focus on pushin’ his grand schemes rather than chasin’ the wind with their own dreams!” Aye, it seems our governor be feelin’ a tad miffed that they ain’t pullin’ their weight on the ship of state!
So there ye have it! A brawl of words on the deck of politics, where DeSantis be claimin’ the crown whilst Donalds be schemin’ like a crafty old sea dog. Will there be a showdown on the horizon, or will they join forces to plunder the votes of the Floridian folk? Only time will tell, me hearties! Keep yer eyes peeled as this tale unfolds like a fine map to buried treasure!