"Ahoy! DeSantis doused Rep. Donalds with a splash, like a scallywag at a rum party! Arrr!"
2025-02-25
Arrr, matey! Governor DeSantis be squelchin' the chatter o’ Byron Donalds steppin' up for captain o’ Florida, since DeSantis can’t sail no more after his term. Meanwhile, Trump be shoutin’, “Hoist the sails, Byron! Be a mighty governor, I’ll back ye like a fine rum!” Har har!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the sunny shores of Florida! The fearless captain of the Republican ship, Governor Ron DeSantis, be settin' the sails straight and squelchin' any whispers o' the good Rep. Byron Donalds takin' the helm in the upcoming gubernatorial race. With DeSantis bein' shackled by term limits, he be out of the race, leavin' the seas wide open for new contenders!But lo and behold, the former captain of the high seas, President Donald Trump, be throwin' his mighty endorsement weight behind young Byron, even though the lad hasn’t even hoisted his flag o' candidacy yet! “Byron Donalds would be a truly Great and Powerful Governor for Florida and, should he decide to run, will have my Complete and Total Endorsement. RUN, BYRON, RUN!” Trump be bellowin’ from the crow’s nest, rallyin' the crew to support the ambitious scallywag!
So, what’s this mean for the good folks of Florida? Only time will tell if Byron heeds the call and steps up to the plate, and if he can navigate the stormy waters of politics. Aye, it be a tale worth watchin' as the winds of change blow across the horizon!