Arrr, matey! GOP scallywags be a'clamorin' fer them JFK and Epstein scrolls, but the secrets be still buried deep!
2025-02-25
Arrr, matey! Rep. Anna Paulina Luna be demandin’ the Justice Department spill the beans on when they be lettin’ loose the scrolls ‘bout the foul deed that sent Captain JFK to Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, we be needin’ the juicy details, savvy?
Ahoy, mateys! It appears the fine crew of Republican scallywags be stirrin’ the waters of the Justice Department, demandin' the release of classified scrolls pertainin' to the foul play that led to the demise of President John F. Kennedy and other governmental shenanigans. Arrr, ye heard right!Our cap’n, President Trump, set sail on this venture back in January, givin’ orders to let the secrets fly free, includin’ those of the notorious Robert F. Kennedy and the revered Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. But alas, the winds be calm, and Rep. Anna Paulina Luna from the sunny shores of Florida finds herself shoutin' into the void, awaitin’ answers from the Department of Justice.
She be sendin' letters faster than a cannonball, callin’ on the likes of Attorney General Pam Bondi and others to spill the beans on the Epstein client list and the JFK files. “Where be the treasures?” she cries! Aye, even other Republican mates like Sen. Marsha Blackburn and Sen. Mike Lee be joinin’ the hunt, demandin’ transparency as if it were gold doubloons!
As the House’s Task Force readies to hold its first public meetin', we all await the day when these secrets be laid bare before the good people of America. Let the truth sail forth!