The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! The good ship Christianity be takin' a breather in the U.S., says a grand ol' study, me hearties!

2025-02-26

Arrr, me hearty! In these modern tides, the young scallywags be stirrin' the pot! If ye be a young swab o' fair skin and keepin' to the conservative code, ye best be prayin' to the heavens, for faith be part o' the treasure map to yer beliefs! Har har!

Arrr matey, gather 'round me hearty crew as I spin ye a yarn o' the young scallywags and their curious beliefs! In these modern times, ye see, the young lads who be sportin' their pirate boots and thinkin' they be conservative, they be findin' a peculiar treasure—religion! Aye, it be true! These fresh-faced buccaneers reckon that bein' devout is as much a part of their identity as a fine rum or a well-stitched eye patch.

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