"Arrr! Amy Gleason be takin' the helm as Acting DOGE Captain, savvy? Aye, let the fun begin!"
2025-02-26
Arrr, Ms. Gleason be the fair captain o' the Department o' Government Efficiency, so saith a matey from the White House. This tidin' comes as a federal judge be scratchin' his noggin, wonderin' who be at the helm o' this fine ship! Avast, what a merry mess!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tidings from the landlubber realm of the government seas! Ms. Gleason, savvy as a ship's captain, be the acting administrator o' the Department of Government Efficiency. Aye, that’s right, she be the one tryin' to steer the ship straight amidst the tumultuous waves o' bureaucracy!But lo and behold! A federal judge, like a grizzled old sea dog, be raisin' eyebrows and questionin' who’s the true captain of this ship! “Is it the fair Ms. Gleason or be there a ghostly crew steering from the shadows?” he be ponderin'. A fine mystery indeed, as if there be treasure buried deep in the bureaucratic waters!
So, while Ms. Gleason be holdin' the helm for now, the winds o' doubt be blowin' strong, threatenin' to capsize the whole operation! Mayhaps it’s time for a good ol’ pirate council to set the course clear, lest we end up in Davy Jones' locker of inefficiency! Arrr! Now, let’s hoist the sails and hope for calmer seas ahead in this bureaucratic adventure!