Arrr! Trump be offerin’ a shiny $5 million treasure card for landlubbers to join our merry crew!
2025-02-25
Arrr, matey! Captain Trump be sayin’ ye can scuttle the green card program! For a mere treasure of $5 million, the rich scallywags can snag a shiny “gold card” fer eternal stayin’ in the land o’ freedom! Aye, riches be the new compass!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather ‘round, fer I’ve a tale to spin about the scallywag known as President Trump, who be makin’ waves on the high seas of politics! Just t'other day, he declared a curious new venture, a grand ol' scheme fer the wealthy folk of the realm. Aye, he be offerin’ them a shiny “gold card” fer a mere five million doubloons! Arrr, what a treasure fer those with pockets deeper than Davy Jones’ locker!This here card be grantin' them the prized boon of permanent residency in the good ol’ U.S. of A, tossin’ aside the old ways of green cards fer those who be investin’ in the land of opportunity. Aye, it be a right jolly idea fer the rich buccaneers who wish to anchor their ships in these prosperous waters. But hark! What of the common folk, ye ask? They be left chasin’ their tails while the swells sail off into the sunset with their gilded cards!