Arrr, matey! Trump be takin' 1,009 questions in a month—seven times what Biden be gettin’! Blimey, that’s a hullabaloo!
2025-02-26
Arrr, matey! A scallywag from the White House press crew be spillin’ the beans, sayin’ Trump be not just outshinin’ his own record, but also sailin’ past all them landlubber presidents before him when it comes to answerin’ questions! Aye, what a funny treasure that be!
Ahoy me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I be spillin’ the beans on Captain Trump’s antics during his second term! In a mere moon's time, he be answerin' over 1,000 questions, outshinin’ both his past mates in the presidential vessel, even bestin’ his own first term! Aye, it took him but three days to surpass the 141 queries that ol' Captain Biden managed in a whole month! Talk about a jabberin' parrot, ye say!While Biden and his trusty first mate, Kamala, be dodgin’ unscripted media like scallywags, Trump be a true buccaneer of the press, ready to toss out off-the-cuff remarks like cannonballs! George E. Condon, the White House chronicler, be takin’ count, and by the end of the fourth day, Trump had answered 200 questions—more than the entire first month of his first term! Aye, talk about a motormouth!
Scholars be sayin’ this shows Trump loves bein’ his own spokesperson, struttin’ his stuff in the Oval Office like a proud rooster. Folks stop to listen to the captain when he be speakin’, after all! White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt be singin’ his praises, sayin’ he be far more accessible than his predecessor. So, here’s to Captain Trump—the captain of questions, sailin’ the seas of media with naught but a wink and a grin!