Arrr! The Massachusetts mateys tossed their town captain overboard fer flyin’ the Trump flag, a right ruckus it be!
2025-02-26
Arrr, in the fair port o' West Boylston, the crew be settin' sail to toss their town administrator overboard! A ruckus brewed 'round a Trump banner flyin' high in the police station's gym, makin' waves like a stormy sea. Aye, even pirates know when to hoist the Jolly Roger!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale most peculiar comin' from the quaint town of West Boylston, Massachusetts, where the winds of controversy be blowin' fierce! In a closed-door meetin’ fit for a captain’s council, the town folk voted to send their Town Administrator, James Ryan, to Davy Jones’ locker, all over a flag of the infamous Trump hoisted in the police station!Ye see, it all began when Ryan, on a casual tour of the station, stumbled upon this contentious banner flyin' high in the gymnasium. Claimin' it was a civil rights violation, he raised a ruckus, causin’ the police chief, Dennis W. Minnich, Sr., to yank down the flag. But the tale grows thicker, as Minnich accused Ryan of sendin' a secret crew member to spy and verify the flag’s disappearance!
With tensions high, the select board declared that Ryan’s walk the plank had nothin' to do with the flag, but rather his sneaky maneuvers that could have breached confidential waters. Now, with a heart heavy but spirits unyieldin', Ryan plots his next course, considerin’ legal action, while he wishes fair winds to the town’s future! A true saga of flags and folly, arrr!