Arrr! Trump and that scallywag DOGE be makin' swabs walk the plank from their federal jobs, har har!
2025-02-27
Arrr, matey! The landlubber bureaucrats be sendin’ word to their scallywag captains to chop down more crew from the ship o’ state! After tossin’ thousands overboard, they want even fewer hands on deck! Aye, it be a merry time for the unemployment sea!
Aye, gather 'round me hearties, for I bring ye tidings from the high seas of bureaucracy! The federal officials, those scallywags in their fine suits, have sent forth a missive, demandin' that the captains of their agency ships huddle together and plot even more cuts to the crew! Aye, it appears that thousands of fine federal workers have already walked the plank in recent weeks, sent to Davy Jones' locker, and now they be wantin’ to toss even more overboard!