Arrr, matey! Behold the clever automaton, sellin' treasure troves of land ‘n makin’ doubloons by the millions!
2025-02-26
Avast, me hearties! Keep yer peepers peeled for the freshest booty in AI wizardry! Discover the treacherous waters and golden doubloons that this sorcery brings now and beyond. Set sail on the seas of knowledge, or ye be walkin' the plank of ignorance! Arrr!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer the latest tales from the briny deep o' the digital seas!First up, th' clever scallywags at eSelf AI be makin' waves, creatin' th' first-ever AI real estate agent, flippin' properties faster than ye can say "shiver me timbers!" A mighty $100 million worth o' sales in Portugal, savvy?
Then there be NEAR AI, led by Captain Illia Polosukhin, claimin' that A.I. be protectin' yer interests in this wild, wild web. Aye, it be as fundamental as rum to a pirate's life!
But lo and behold! A voice recognition kerfuffle aboard th' iPhone vessel. When ye utter "racist," it slyly converted it to "Trump," before settlin' down. Now that be a twist worthy o' a pirate tale!
In Japan, Toyota be settin' sail for a futuristic Woven City, a grand experiment where landlubbers abandon the old world in favor o' high-tech shenanigans.
But beware, mateys! Threats loom from far-off lands, as dastardly foes from China and Iran plot to misuse American AI for nefarious plans. Keep yer wits about ye!
So hoist the sails and stay informed, fer the seas be ever changin'! Yarrr!