Arrr! FTC be stormin’ the FCC’s jolly shindig, threatenin’ Big Tech for censorship, ‘twixt Europe and Brazil’s squabble!
2025-02-27
Arrr, like a wee lad's tug-o-war 'twixt three scallywags, U.S. tech buccaneers be caught in a storm! The Trump captain be tossin' the ol' wink o' approval overboard, leavin' 'em to fend off the censorship kraken in the treacherous waters of the EU and Brazil!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of tech companies caught in a storm fiercer than a Kraken's wrath! It be like a child custody battle in a throuple, with the U.S. tech giants bein’ yanked in three wild directions! Aye, the Trump administration be throwin' aside the laid-back ways of the past, which be like a well-aged rum, smooth and easy. No more be they givin' a subtle nod to the censorship sails flappin' in the winds of the European Union and Brazil.