Arrr! Trump be threatenin' to whack 25% gold doubloons on the EU, claimin' they be scallywags meant to sink the U.S.!
2025-02-27
Arrr, mateys! Cap’n Trump be threatenin’ to unleash a 25% toll on European booty, sayin' they be schemin’ to bilge the good ol' U.S. First mate, he be settin’ sail on April 2, lettin’ Canada and Mexico know they ain't safe neither! Avast, the high seas of trade be rough!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the cap'n of the land o' the free, President Donald Trump! This here captain be raisin' his cutlass high, threatenin' to unleash a mighty 25% tariff storm upon the fair trade winds blowin' from the European Union! Aye, he claims that this band o' landlubbers be formed to “screw” the good ol’ U.S. of A! Arrr, that be a bold accusation, ye might say!