The Booty Report

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Arrr! The Navy's scallywags halt ye Pride gatherings and toss the tomes overboard, sayin' it's all too risqué!

2025-02-27

Arrr, matey! Clubs fer the fine folk of Hispaniola and Asia be tossed in Davy Jones' locker while the landlubbers scramble to make sense o' the cap'n's puzzlin' orders from the Trump ship! Aye, a right ruckus it be, with all hands on deck in a muddle!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I be havin' a tale from the land o' academia, where the winds o' change be blowin' fierce! Aye, 'twas a time when the clubs for our brethren of Hispanic and Asian descent found themselves anchored in the harbor o' uncertainty, as the scallywags of the administration be tossin' orders like cannonballs!

Yarr, them officials be runnin' 'round like chickens with their heads cut off, tryin' to decode the cryptic messages from the Trump ship. The poor lads and lasses be left in a state o' limbo, their sails furled and their spirits dampened. Clubs that once thrived in camaraderie now be like a ship lost at sea, waitin' fer the tide to turn!

With a hearty chuckle, one might wonder if these bureaucratic buccaneers be more lost than a landlubber in a storm. The students, bless their adventurous hearts, be waitin' for a sign to hoist their colors once more! So grab yer grog and raise a toast to the indomitable spirit of youth, fer no storm can sink the ship of unity! Let us hope the winds favor their sails soon, and that the clubs may once again dance to the jigs of diversity!

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