Arrr! That scallywag Butker sails to Trump’s lair post-Super Bowl for a chinwag 'bout his missed treasure!
2025-02-27
Arrr, ye scallywags! The mighty Harrison Butker, thrice crowned king o' the Super Bowl seas, sailed into the White House on Thursday, ‘twas a grand parley with Captain Trump himself! Aye, what mischief be brewin’ in the land o' politics, eh?
Arrr, gather 'round, ye scallywags! T’was a fine day when our matey, Harrison Butker, the kicker of the Kansas City Chiefs, sailed his way to the grand White House to parley with none other than Captain Donald Trump, a fortnight past the Super Bowl LIX debacle where the Eagles plundered the Chiefs' dreams, layin' waste to 'em 40-22!With a heart full o' cheer, Butker exchanged pleasantries with the captain in his Oval Office, whilst snappin' a jolly photo with the fair press secretary, Karoline Leavitt. Aye, the winds of fate be strange, for Butker be championin' Trump for the captaincy o’ the land once more, callin' him the “most pro-life president.” He made it clear that lookin’ out for the wee ones be his top priority, as he stood firm on this deck o’ faith and values.
Decked in a tie sportin' the Latin phrase "Vulnerari Praesidio"—a call to protect the most vulnerable—Butker also donned a gold pin representin’ a wee baby’s feet! A true buccaneer of the heart, he took his stand not just on the field but with purpose! So, raise a tankard and toast to our brave kicker, who be kickin’ for justice as much as for points!