Arrr! Eleven scallywags from the House be joinin' the enemy to sink Biden's ban on gas water heaters, ahoy!
2025-02-27
Arrr, matey! The House be raisin' a toast to tossin' aside the Biden ban on them fancy water heaters that don’t condense! By the year of our Lord 2029, ye'll be plunderin' hot water from the sea with yer trusty gas-fired contraptions! Avast, let the warmth flow!
Arrr mateys, gather 'round fer a tale of tempestuous waters in the realm of appliances! A motley crew of House Democrats be joinin' forces with the salty Republicans to scuttle a Biden decree that aimed to sink non-condensin’ gas-fired water heaters by the year 2029, as decreed in the wanin’ days of Captain Biden’s reign.This here rule was set to set sail in March, but the winds be blowin’ against it, as a resolution passed with all the Republican scallywags and eleven brave Democrats raisin’ their flags in favor o’ overturnin’ the dreaded rule. Rep. Gary Palmer, a brave soul from Alabama, cried out, “The Democrats want control! Their cold words lead to chilly homes and icy waters!” Aye, he be not likin’ the idea of the government tellin’ folks what they can buy, wear, or use!
With the owner of a tankless water heater shipyard warnin' of job losses, the stakes be higher than a crow's nest! House Republicans be settin' their sights on derailing Biden's climate schemes, keepin' an eye on the treasures of the American people, with hopes of lettin’ ‘em afford their grub and their rides. So raise a tankard and heed this warning: the seas of politics be as turbulent as a stormy night on the high seas!